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A great baseball player and quite frankly a great character, I have always loved, once said: “If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.” Not Lawrence Peter Berra, aka Yogi Berra's, most famous quote but one that fits oh so well today. But you likely have heard some of his more famous sayings, many of which you probably have used yourself, or hear every day, like: “It ain’t over till it’s over” … or … “It’s like déjà vu all over again.”


Today, instead of the usual brilliant and thought provoking topics 😊, I want to post some of the many little funny’s I’ve seen or heard over the years, and then follow it up with the full list of Yogi’s 50 best saying, or as many call them; Yogi-isms. With full disclosure, many of these I have seen on social media outlets like Facebook and LinkeIn.


Let’s dive in. I hope this brings you some joy and puts a smile on your face!!!


Some Interesting signs you might see while driving to and fro:




Speaking of Driving, I like this one:



Things You Might See or Hear in a Doctors’ Office/Hospital or after treatment:








A Couple of Cooking Thoughts:





General topics worth noting:








The following are the top 50 Yogi-ism’s …enjoy:


1. When you come to a fork in the road, take it.


2. You can observe a lot by just watching.


3. It ain’t over till it’s over.


4. It’s like déjà vu all over again.


5. No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded.


6. Baseball is 90% mental and the other half is physical.


7. A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.


8. Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.


9. We made too many wrong mistakes.


10. Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.


11. You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.


12. You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.


13. I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.


14. Never answer an anonymous letter.


15. Slump? I ain’t in no slump… I just ain’t hitting.


16. How can you think and hit at the same time?


17. The future ain’t what it used to be.


18. I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.


19. It gets late early out here.


20. If the people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop them.


21. We have deep depth.


22. Pair up in threes.


23. Why buy good luggage, you only use it when you travel.


24. You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.


25. All pitchers are liars or crybabies.


26. Even Napoleon had his Watergate.


27. Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.


28. He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.


29. It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.


30. I can see how he (Sandy Koufax) won twenty-five games. What I don’t understand is how he lost five.


31. I don’t know (if they were men or women fans running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.


32. I’m a lucky guy and I’m happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.


33. I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.


34. In baseball, you don’t know nothing.


35. I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?


36. I never said most of the things I said.


37. It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.


38. If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.


39. I wish everybody had the drive he (Joe DiMaggio) had. He never did anything wrong on the field. I’d never seen him dive for a ball, everything was a chest-high catch, and he never walked off the field.


40. So I’m ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face.


41. Take it with a grin of salt.


42. (On the 1973 Mets) We were overwhelming underdogs.


43. The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.


44. Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.


45. Mickey Mantle was a very good golfer, but we weren’t allowed to play golf during the season; only at spring training.


46. You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.


47. I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.


48. If I didn’t make it in baseball, I won’t have made it workin’. I didn’t like to work.


49. If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.


50. A lot of guys go, ‘Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.’ I tell ’em, ‘I don’t know any.’ They want me to make one up. I don’t make ’em up. I don’t even know when I say it. They’re the truth. And it is the truth. I don’t know.


I hope you spent the time to add some laughter and smiles to your day or week. Not a lot of deep thought or interesting discussion, just plain fun.

Have a great week folks!!!

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